What Silly Thing Would You Like To Do?

[abstibus]

I lived in the USSR when self-service supermarkets were just starting up and had automatic tills, a totally new experience for shoppers and for the cashiers.
The cashiers were very suspicious of the tills and used to double check the till total with their abacus.
I would really love to take my ancient old Soviet abacus to the supermarket and push a few of the counters backwards and forwards to 'double check' the till total.
I don't know how to use it, but no matter.
Can you imagine the reaction?

[abstibus]

Ni hao, ummmm.

[ummmm]

Hello :-)

[abstibus]

Or 'Who's that bouncing blonde/ brunette?' Delete as applicable.

[Sir Alec]

I would call the colour of my hair 'coffee dregs' and I'm not really big enough to bounce!

[joggerjayne]

Why in a thunder storm ???