Teddy Bears...

[Jemisa]

A man meets a gorgeous woman in a pub
They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together.
They get back to her place, and as she shows him around her
flat, he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears.
Hundreds of small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, medium sized ones
on a shelf a little higher, and huge bears on the top shelf along the wall.

The man is kind of surprised that this woman would have a collection of teddy
bears, especially one that's so extensive, but he decides not to mention this to her.
He turns to her... they kiss... and then they rip each others clothes off and make love.
After an intense night of passion, as they are lying there together in the
afterglow, the man rolls over and asks, smiling,
"Well, how was it?"
The woman says,
"You can take any prize bear from the bottom shelf as you go out...."

[squarebear]

Haha! I've not heard that one before.

[maggiebee]

Oops already posted in November '12.

[Jemisa]

Really Maggie? you've got a better memory than I...
Can only appologise, it happens now & then tho... maybe a newbie hasn't heard it eh?

jem

[NOX]

Blimey does it matter Maggie? Different people clock in at different times on the site, it's not a competition to only post a joke once.
I hadn't heard it Jem- very funny:)

[excelsior-1]

he obviously put in a 'fair' performance
(i had not heard it before)