Word Play

[excelsior-1]

I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island.
It turned out to be an optical aleutian

No matter how much you push the envelope,
it'll still be stationery.

Atheism is
a non-prophet organization.

[sandyRoe]

Can I borrow the last one for use in R&S?

[tonyav]

Don't sandy you'll start a war.

[tenrec]

Love them.

[excelsior-1]

thanks, tenrec