My Dog Has Disappeared...

[abstibus]

...to Tilly's avatar.
May I have him back, please?

[tonyav]

You'll have to ask her annemollie.

[Tilly2]

He's settled in nicely. Tilly loves him.

[Tilly2]

It would be a shame to break up their friendship, annemollie.

[abstibus]

I hope you have room on the sofa for him, Tilly. He's 90 kilos now.

[Tilly2]

I'm glad this is just a joke. You had me worried there for a minute. 90 K? What breed is he?

I'll send you the food bills.

[abstibus]

He's an Irish Wolfhound. He will lie snoring in front of the fire and demand long walks where he can sniff out rabbits. And he's too fast to catch. D you still want him?

[abstibus]

Ah, I see you've sent him back. Thanks a lot.

[Tilly2]

I always wanted an Irish Wolfhound. I'll keep him and call him Murphy.
(MY GSD is a bit scared of him though. He's twice her size.
Tilly just cuddles up to him saying, 'Love me, love me!'

[Tilly2]

Er, no, he's still here!

[Tilly2]

That was fun, anne. Thank you.

[cupid04]

My dog has no nose!

How does he smell?

Bloody awful!

[tonyav]

Groan.

[abstibus]

My pleasure, Tilly.