My Wife Is Very Inmature

[gollob]

Only the other morning she came in the bathroom when I was having a bath. She sank all my boats.

I bought her a water bed but we still drifted apart

A woman who thinks a way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming a little to high

In a recent survey it said 10% of people never leave a tip- What do they do on a Sunday when the tip is closed

I was putting up some shelves the other day but I could not get them straight. So went down the library.I asked the girl there "Do you have any books on shelves" She said "They all are"

I them asked if she had any books on suicide .She said yes but we don't loan them out as people tend not to bring them back

[tonyav]

I like them.

[Psybbo]

You would!

[flump1]

Me too !

[maggiebee]

My kind of jokes!

[Psybbo]

So do I

[marval]

HaHa