A Stinker

[AlwaysConfused]

I just dropped a horrific fart in the apple store. Everyone's pissed off, but it not my fault they don't have windows

[doctordb]

i pood.

[cupid04]

you ought to have your nose rubbed in it!

[excelsior-1]

don't expect any apple-ause from me

[Zacs-Master]

How do people see in?

[doctordb]

Cor!

[maggiebee]

Duh, read this about three times before the penny dropped!

[flump1]

I bet that gave people the pip

[frugalfred]

What happened to the flat you lent?

[frugalfred]

Hope it was tiny and quiet - micro-soft

[Old_Geezer]

Not a very PC thing for you to do.
Did you make a ms ?

[EDDIE51]

I sneaked out a silent one in the till queue at Tesco's once. It stank !.
There was a young couple behind me with a little boy. The mum suddenly said ''Poo, can you smell that '' the man replied 'Yes I'll check him''
The man then looked into the lads nappy and said '' You pay, I'll go and change him'' The poor little lad found himself rushed off to the Loo's to have his ( probably clean) bum changed. I was trying so hard not to laugh that I had to bite my tongue really hard.