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Crazy Thoughts on Dieting
I have metal fillings in my teeth. My refrigerator magnets keep pulling me into the kitchen. This is why I can't lose weight.
What fits your busy schedule better - exercising for one hour a day or being dead for twenty-four hours a day.
I am going to order a broiled, skinless chicken breast but I want you to bring me a lasagne and garlic bread by mistake.
If you put a crouton on your icecream sundae instead of a cherry it counts as a salad.
The handle of your recliner does not qualify as an exercise machine.
I was going to wake up early this morning and go jogging but my toes voted against me, ten to one.
The healthiest part of a doughnut is the hole in the middle. Unfortunately you have to eat the rest of the doughnut before you can get to it.
A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.
What fits your busy schedule better - exercising for one hour a day or being dead for twenty-four hours a day.
I am going to order a broiled, skinless chicken breast but I want you to bring me a lasagne and garlic bread by mistake.
If you put a crouton on your icecream sundae instead of a cherry it counts as a salad.
The handle of your recliner does not qualify as an exercise machine.
I was going to wake up early this morning and go jogging but my toes voted against me, ten to one.
The healthiest part of a doughnut is the hole in the middle. Unfortunately you have to eat the rest of the doughnut before you can get to it.
A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.
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