Inappropriate Gift Or What?

[mrs_overall]

When Mr O was in hospital in December he made friends with a fellow patient. They both have out-patients appointments today at the same time and Mr O has set off, bearing a seaside related gift for his new friend.
This poor unfortunate man had his penis amputated, and thinking about it, a stick of Whitby rock may not have been such a good idea as a gift.

[2sp_]

Glad to see you're on the mend, Mrs O.

Did giggle about the stick of rock - the poor man though. But I suppose loosing your winkie to cancer is preferable to loosing your life to it.

Reminds me of a bloke I knew years ago who lost a couple of fingers in an accident. His mates turned up at the hospital with a box of Cadbury's chocolate fingers to cheer him up. To make him feel even better, they took a couple out of the box first. He did laugh.

[netibiza]

When I was in bed suffering a miscarriage with twins, my friend visited with a "Mother and Baby" book, What could I say????

[Psybbo]

Neti, how awful for you

[Psybbo]

How many staples have been removed and how many are left, remember I have a vested interest in this

[jno]

this you, sibton?

http://www.recyclethis.co.uk/20070305/how-can-i-reuse-or-recycle-used-staples

[Psybbo]

What a good idea, jno, but no, I was going to raffle them and make a mint!