My grandson is away at uni and catering for himself.I think they mainly live on pasta and cheese.(and beer). He rang me last night and as usual I quizzed him as to whether he was eating properly,and asked if he was eating fruit and vegetables. "Oh yes" he said I had a clementine yesterday and one last week. "No scurvy for me". I give up.
I was talking to one of my son's friends about eating and I said do you ever eat salad, and he said not intentionally! So I said how do you eat salad un-intentionally then, his reply - 'When you're three sheets to the wind and eating a kebab!'
I was talking to one of my son's friends about eating and I said do you ever eat salad, and he said not intentionally! So I said how do you eat salad un-intentionally then, his reply - 'When you're three sheets to the wind and eating a kebab!'