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bazwillrun | 11:27 Wed 16th Jan 2013 | Jokes
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They're low in fat but surprisingly high in Shergar...


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Brilliant! Brilliant!!!
Amazingly quick with a topical joke. Well done.
You might like these posted by jno earlier:

From Twitter:

@Freddie_UK: A woman has been taken to hospital after eating horsemeatburgers. Her condition is said to be stable.

@BobJWilliams: I expect this only relates to those mini-burgers you have as snacks. You know, the horse d'oeuvres.

@JohnMoynes: I get all my horsemeat from an independent dodgy butcher.

@DiamondsIRL: Are you in favour of Horsemeat in your burgers? Yay or Neigh?

@GBretman: So horsemeat has been found in Tesco Products but a spokesman says It's botox

@pinkyperfection: I had a tesco burger and now I'm feeling a little horse

@brucel: Those Aldi horse burgers were nice, but I prefer My Lidl Pony

@PaulLewis: Scientist: "Sir, we've discovered horse meat in your burgers." Tesco boss: "Why the long face?"

@PensionsMonkey: There was an old woman who swallowed a horse, she'd been to Tesco, of course.

@elhaydo: Good thing about these horse puns is it's stopped all the sick Jimmy Saddle jokes
The 'Black Farmer' brand for sausages

and 'Black Beauty' for burgers
My Lidl pony, lol, that's quality
Somebody rang the radio this morning to tell us Hamburgers is an anagram of Shergar bum.
Went to my fridge for a Tesco burger and --They're Off.!!
Tesco Home De-livery.
^^^ It was late, he STALLed ^^^
Eat them and get the trotters ?

You'll have to canter to the loo ?
Best yet I reckon!

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