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What Do You Get If A 10 Tonne Crab Falls On A Man From India?
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A Crushed Asian.
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Two crabs were sunbathing on the beach.
The Rowan crab suggested that the Redman crab go get them an ice cream cone.
Having purchased two cones, Mr. Crab made his way back to the beach, deciding on the way to eat his ice cream. By the time he had finished the ice cream, he realized that his girlfriend's had started to melt all down his claw, so he licked it up and ended up eating hers too.
When he arrived back at the beach Ms. Crab exclaimed "Where's my ice cream cone?
"Well", he said. "I decided to eat mine, then yours melted so I ate that too."
She was incensed and cried "You shellfish bastard!!"
The Rowan crab suggested that the Redman crab go get them an ice cream cone.
Having purchased two cones, Mr. Crab made his way back to the beach, deciding on the way to eat his ice cream. By the time he had finished the ice cream, he realized that his girlfriend's had started to melt all down his claw, so he licked it up and ended up eating hers too.
When he arrived back at the beach Ms. Crab exclaimed "Where's my ice cream cone?
"Well", he said. "I decided to eat mine, then yours melted so I ate that too."
She was incensed and cried "You shellfish bastard!!"
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