The Tattoo...

[Jemisa]

Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where the hell have you been?"

Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."

"A bl00dy tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a fifty quid note on my privates," he said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disgust. "Why on earth would an accountant get a fifty quid note tattooed on his privates?"

"Well, No/ one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping,

you can stay right here at home and blow £50 anytime you want."

[maggiebee]

Usual high standard Jem, nice one.

[marval]

HaHa

[starone]

Good one jem