I once visited a house that my friends had recently moved into, and they were showing me around, and there was obviously a lot of work to be done, and the husband showed me the bathroom, and it was horrible, all beige and cream with a ghastly brown toilet with an awful transfer of flowers on the inside,and matching handbasin. Heavens! I said -what fun you'll have ripping this out and redoing it - its really ghastly!
The husband looked at me and said - Actually, we've just finished doing it up!
I swallowed a very hot cup of coffee extremely fast and exited.
But worse is to follow - I was having a dinner party several years later with about twelve friends, and after food and a fair amount of alcohol had been consumed we started talking about embarrassing situations we had find ourselves in, and I was t this story and got half way through and realised that the couple were sitting at the table!