If You Could Murder Someone.........

[rasmus]

And get away with it........who would it be?

[murraymints]

Gness you have my sympathies...had much the same with FIL till he passed ...xx

[Duncer]

Simon Cowell. But.........

With a JDAM. At his house. During a party.
Attending that party would be:
Jonathan Ross
Piers Morgan
Jeremy Kyle
Jordan
The cast of TOWIE
Rupert Murdoch


ChillDoubt, I'll lessen your sentence by helping, but Simon also has to invite Alan Carr, Jedward, Russell Brand, Jeremy Clarkson, Tony Blair, and anyone who has ever been in Big Brother.

[RATTER15]

I really cant think of anybody I hate that much to want to murder them, I would however be happy to see a few people disappear by any means.

[Mick-Talbot]

The AB Editor.

So I could see who was reporting who.

[friedgreentomato]

MIL

[mrs_overall]

Not a good idea to name a landlord on here

[yogasun]

desktop you risk having that answer removed, quite right too

[ummmm]

Sigh...does she never learn!!!

I thought it was housing association anyway...

[Bbbananas]

All the disgusting vile depraved evil nasty cruel paedophiles out there, of which there are many, so it wouldn't be just one murder.

[China Doll]

I think I'd rather maime someone for life rather than murder, murders so final and my way would last longer.... not that I actually have someone I dislike that much to do either, but if I did then I think murder is probably too quick.

[Duncer]

I don't think I actually want anyone moidered, but if I ever did, those would be some of my choices.

[tiggerblue10]

Someone who has caused me and many other people at work a lot of problems and misery. No one likes this person and they're a nasty piece of work!

[MadMen]

I honestly can't think of anyone I would want to murder myself but I can think of a couple of people I would like removed from this earth.

[craft1948]

Robert Mugabe...............he's evil.

[DJHawkes]

funnily enough we were hatching a murder plot at work yesterday, our new manager really wants a job ver in yorkshire and so a few of us were considering having one of the managers of one of the bigger Yorkshire branches topped to create the ideal vacancy. Less chance of the cops linking us to the case then.

[Booldawg]

I could murder a pint!

[daffy654]

Despite all the horrible things my mother has done to me over the years I would not want to kill her. According to family members the old bat has dementia now and does not remember her 'crimes' (both real and moral), which I think is a crying shame. I rather wanted her to realise she is a nasty piece of work who has treated all her family appallingly and that she is going to die alone because of her own actions.