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parkie | 22:03 Tue 29th Jan 2013 | Jokes
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A large woman is in a supermarket checking over the fresh chickens.
She picks up one and sniffs it all over. Front side, top side, underneath it's wings, between it's legs, in fact not a square millimetre was missed.
Eventually she turns to the manager who had been watching her and says, "Manager. This chicken stinks!"
"Madam," replies the manager, "could you pass a test like that?"
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Avatar Image craft1948
hmmm..........
22:03 Tue 29th Jan 2013
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hmmm... do I go for best answer ........ ?

22:07 Tue 29th Jan 2013
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Give it a try Mick.............I'll lol.
22:09 Tue 29th Jan 2013
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Craft, are you on Joke patrol tonight?
22:10 Tue 29th Jan 2013
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Somebody needs to be !
22:11 Tue 29th Jan 2013
Avatar Image Mick-Talbot
I was just thinking of posting


lol, gud un, Parkdale.

Amazing how often that gets you best answer.
22:13 Tue 29th Jan 2013
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What's a smelly chicken got to do with Bernard Matthews? He was the turkey man.
22:14 Tue 29th Jan 2013
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You're such a Best Answer Wh0re, Mick ...
22:15 Tue 29th Jan 2013
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Talbot, you've let me down again.
22:15 Tue 29th Jan 2013
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Well it made me laugh. :o)
22:17 Tue 29th Jan 2013
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He did chooks as well tilley.
22:29 Tue 29th Jan 2013
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