Bad Kids Jokes

[sg]

This is hilarious; a moderator of a childrens' joke website has put up jokes submitted by children that don't make it on, for various reasons. http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com

[jno]

the Cluck Cluck Cluck one is ok - Woody Allen used it in Annie Hall.

[squarebear]

This one was pretty surreal:

why did the frog cross the rode ?
to get a new tong
why ?
because it’s tong was stuck to a velkro tree
how?
the tree was coverd in syrip
what flavor?
mint