Donkey Trading...

[Jemisa]

Bert & Teddy saw an ad in the Yatton Post in Somerset and bought adonkey for £100.
The farmer agreed to deliver the animal the next day.

The next morning the farmer drove up and said,"Sorry, fella's, I have some bad news, the donkey died last night."

Bert & Teddy replied,"Well, then just give us our money back."

The farmer said,"Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead donkey."

The farmer asked, "What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead donkey?"
Bert said, "We gonna raffle him off."

The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"
Teddy said, "We shore can! Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!"


A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Bert & Teddy at the Piggly Wiggly grocery store and asked.

"What'd you fellers ever do with that dead donkey?"
They said,"We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do.."
Teddy said,"Arrrh, we sold 500 tickets fer two pound apiece and made a profit of £998."
The farmer said,"Good Lord, didn't anyone complain?"
Bert said, "Well, the feller who won got upset. So we gave him his two quid back."


Bert & Teddy now work for the government.
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Limit all UK politicians to two Years in Parliment
One in office

One in prison

[marval]

Good one Jem.

[starone]

Brilliant. lol.