Ski Lodge (A Bit Rude)
Three men go on a ski trip together. They call up their travel agent, and they inform them that there is only one hotel in town with vacancies. The three jump at the opportunity and they decide to go along there, only to be told by the hotel reception that there is just one available room left in the hotel. While they would prefer their own rooms, they decide that they can share the room. So, the bellhop took their bags to the hotel room, and upon opening the door, they discover only one queen sized bed. Begrudgingly, the three men accept the accommodations, figuring that it's just for the night and that the skiing will be worth it in the morning.
So, the three men climbed into bed, and in the morning, they each exclaim how well-rested they felt. The guy on the right side of the bed said, "That was the best night of sleep I have ever had. I even had a dream that I had the best hand job ever last night."
The guy on the left side says, "That's funny, I had the exact same dream!"
"That's incredible!" he replied, "How about you Frank? Did you have the same dream?"
"Nope. I dreamt I was skiing."