Monday Morning Joke

[wolf63]

In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the Mystic delivered grave news:
"There's no easy way to tell you this, so I'll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year.

"Visibly shaken, Laura stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself and to stop her mind racing.


She simply had to know She met the Fortune Teller's gaze, steadied her voice and asked........










"Will I be acquitted?"

[tonyav]

LOL No she won't !.

[Gizmonster]

Haha - didn't expect that lol =/

[TheOtherHalf]

ha ha best to know I suppose, before you do the dirty deed

[murraymints]

Very good ..

[marval]

That made me smile.