A Woman.

[cupid04]

A woman is asking her friend how her
doctor's appointment went. 'Well, my
doctor told me to avoid saturated fat,'
the friend replies. 'So from now on I'm
going to stop having sex with my
husband in the shower.'

[frugalfred]

I tried it, but we just didn't gel.

[marval]

I like it

[excelsior-1]

now there's an image that makes me shudder

[Psybbo]

Cupid, I'm shocked!

[DTCwordfan]

And there I was, thinking that cupid was one of the sweetest, demurest women on AB...............

[Psybbo]

As I did, DT

[DTCwordfan]

I know, the things that you see/hear around here......

Next thing the rabbits will be out.

[murraymints]

DT ...pass that towel darling.....lol x

[DTCwordfan]

Here darling...............

I wouldn't do this to you, or to my other darling, Sibs

http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1534178.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/C5_CBB_DAY-11_LACEY-OUT-OF-SHOWER.jpg

[Psybbo]

Oh, lovely, you warmed it. minty, tony's watching

[DTCwordfan]

I know, bets on how long before tony is in here, chasing minty?

[murraymints]

Sibs...want to see if he gets jealous !!!

[murraymints]

DT....you naughty man....lol

[Psybbo]

He will!

[Psybbo]

Late shift, I think, but he'll catch up

[frugalfred]

I called on my friend-
Her name was Miss Brown -
She was taking a shower,
Said she couldn't come down.
I said, "Slip on something,
And don't be a tick!"
She slipped on the soap
And by gum, she came quick!