Just A Few Thoughts

[starone]

You know why a woman's work is never done? They don't get up early enough.

And then she asked "What's the best form of birth control after 50?" and I said "Nudity".

When you think about it God has to be the best inventor of all time. He took a rib from Adam and made a loudspeaker.

Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.

My wife said "Watcha doin' today?". I said "Nothing".
She said "You did that yesterday" I said "I haven't finished".

I found the neatest way to make my wife a more careful driver, I pointed out that if she's ever in an accident the paper's gona print HER REAL AGE

I always let my husband do the talking. I just do the contradicting.

First lady: You're a widow aren't you?
Second lady: I am. And may my husband rest in peace until I get there.

First lady: Has there been any insanity in your family?
Second lady: Yeah, my husband thinks he's the boss.

We women know why men like to go fishing. Because it's the only time anyone says "WOW! that's a big one"

And then: Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing and chewing tobacco, when suddenly Bubba says, "Think I'm gonna divorce the wife - she aint spoke to me in over two months."
Earl spits overboard, takes a long, slow draw and says, "Better think it over, women like that are hard to find."

[mrs.chappie]

Some funny ones there, to be sure, to be sure. :o)

[excelsior-1]

you are on superb form, Starbuckone

[RATTER15]

I hear, im not sure if it true or no, that with modern science and the latest digital cameras reacting so incredibly fast, it appears that it is now possible to get a photo of a woman with her mouth closed!!

[RATTER15]

Sorry starone, I shouldn't have posted it on your thread!!