A young man & his girlfriend are having sex every night & the same old routine is starting to get boring. So, as she"s a big girl, she suggests he sticks his foot inside her to see if that spices things up.The lad takes off his shoe & sock & pushes his foot up her clopper. She squeals with delight & so he continues on a nightly basis giving her a good "footing".
After a couple of weeks the lad notices a rash on his foot & hobbles off to see the doctor. The doc takes a look & says "It looks like you"ve got VD of the foot!". The lad asks if this is common, and the doctor scratches his head & says "I"ve never seen anything like it in my life!
It"s strange though, I"ve just had a girl in here with ATHLETE"S FANNY"