Dead Cat

[Jemisa]

A Teacher Asks Little Johnny Why are you late for school this morning?

"My Cat Died miss" Exclaimed Johnny "I Knew He Was Dead Cos I Pissed In His Ear"
, The Teacher Says "You Did What!?", And Johnny Says "I Leant Over And Went "Psst"in his ear,
And The Little Fu**er Didn"t Move!"

[tonyav]

LOL.

[marval]

lol

[boxtops]

shame about the swearing....

[Baldric]

Unnecessary!

[sancho1960]

Lol