Secrets Of A Good Marriage

[evedawn]

My husband says: it's simply two words "yes dear"
I say: I constantly remind him how manly and virile he is (it's true I do tell him lol)

YOUR tips ... ?

[DTCwordfan]

My clothes heap keeps rising
My mind is still on writing
My writers curse is now rising
Preventing me from doing my ironing.

It grows each day
To my immense dismay
Its not laziness
At least I don't think
I lay myself to bed
Forty winks I said
Before I attempt to iron
and I need a wine Uruguayan.

The heap keeps rising
My mind is still on writing
My writers curse is rising
Preventing me from doing my ironing.

An iron burn does lay
Down upon my carpet
I panicked one day
when my sister came to stay.
Now I only iron
Past 7' o clock
So I do not panic
and have another glass.

I now just sit and write
and forget to do the ironing
another day does pass
as another wash load arises.

I tell myself each day
That today will be the day
I stop my writing.
And start the bloody ironing
To keep my wine a-flowing,
My arm slowing and slowing
Until I am pressed
and ever so neatly dressed

My clothes heap keeps rising
My mind is still on writing
My writers curse is now rising
Preventing me from doing my ironing.

I'll never get there.
Johnsons is where?

[humbersloop]

^ love it dt

answer on your pasty thread

[yogi-bear]

Getting your wife to also watch the football, with popcorn, twiglets and drinks all round. :0)

[jackthehat]

Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song,
A medley of extemporanea,
And love is a thing that can never go wrong,
And I am Marie of Roumania.

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By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is
Infinite, undying,
Lady, make a note of this —
One of you is lying.

-Dorothy Parker

[EcclesCake]

We have three lives:-

His
Mine
Ours

[mrs.chappie]

Remember that words can't ever be taken back. When you're tempted to say summat nasty, stop and think about it first.

[netibiza]

Agree Eccles, so do we, we also have two skyboxes, his in front room, mine in the shared bedroom! We have our own friends and shared friends.

[granny grump]

The secret - after 2 false starts We've been together for over 30 years - respect; sense of humour and - two televisions!

[humbersloop]

cold feet and a warm heart

[yogi-bear]

The wife telling me the footie's back on, cos she loves me lots :0)

[EcclesCake]

It has certainly worked for us NetIbiza!

[Beswad]

Stop those annoying habits or best of all don't get married. Seriously!

[boxtops]

Ironing's an annoying habit :-)

[mallyh]

we're coming up to our 40th oh introduces me as his firsr wife to keep me on my toes love him loads

[Iluvspikey]

Well, trust and honesty, being able to talk to each other about anything and being genuinely interested in what the other half does. Happily married 25 years this year

[joggerjayne]

Money
Sex

[boxtops]

not necessarily, jj - you can be poor and happy

[joggerjayne]

Yeah, but ...

[Khandro]

Coleridge said he thought the perfect marriage would be that of blind woman to a deaf man.

[joggerjayne]

Very astute.

Not that I'd know.