Breakfast Special

[marval]

One morning, Lisa and Sadie decided to go out for breakfast.

The waitress told them that the special that morning was two eggs, tomatoes, mushrooms, hash browns and toast for £3.99.

"That sounds good," said Sadie, "but I don't want the eggs."

"OK," said the waitress, but I will then have to charge you £4.50."

"Why," asked Lisa, "it doesn't make sense.

"Because you will then in effect be ordering a la carte," the waitress replied.

"Do you mean I'll have to pay for not taking the eggs?" Sadie asked.

"Yes," replied the waitress.

"OK then, I'll take the special," says Sadie.

"How do you want your eggs done?" asked the waitress.

"Raw and in the shell," Sadie replied.

[Psybbo]

LOL, good one marval

[boxtops]

We went out for breakfast this morning, and because I'd paid for it, I brought my bacon fat back for the catz :-)

[marval]

Good for you Boxy

[excelsior-1]

a logical compromise, marval

well done

[Baldric]

When OH was my GF, I asked her how she wanted her eggs in the morning,
Unfertilised was the reply!

[boxtops]

Hmmm, I've heard that one before, baldric :-)

[JonnyBoy12]

I also want that breakfast with 2 eggs................2 ostrich eggs!