The next person that uses this on a thread that I read will get a smack around the chops with a mackerel! If I have no fresh ones I will approach Mrs Overall for one from her massive stock, in which case there is no promise that I will defrost it before giving the recipient a smack around the chops!
Eccles, I have taken a rather hefty frozen mackerel out of the freezer and given myself a sound thrashing with it. I have been guilty of using all of the irritating phrases mentioned on this thread.
I blame it entirely on my kids