A Russian Couple Were Walking Down The Street

[excelsior-1]

in Moscow one night, when
the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining", he said to his
wife. "No, that felt more like snow to me", she replied. "No, I'm sure
it was just rain, he said".

Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about
whether it was raining or snowing. Just then they saw a minor communist
party official walking toward them.

"Let's not fight about it", the man said, "Let's ask Comrade Rudolph
whether it's officially raining or snowing".

As the official approached, the man said, "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is
it officially raining or snowing?"

"It's raining, of course", he replied, and walked on.

But the woman insisted: "I know that felt like snow!"
To which the man quietly replied: "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

[Sqad]

Whaeeeeeeeeee!

[DTCwordfan]

May I be pedantic, excel? If he was Russian, he would have said to his wife,
"Рудольф Красный знает, дождь, дорогая".

[murraymints]

Lol..

[Prudie]

I hope you pasted that excel x

[craft1948]

That's actually quite funny..............

[Bazile]

Shouldn't the spelling have been ' Rudolf ' , apart from in the last line ?

[marval]

I like it

[frugalfred]

What do you call a Russian bedpan? A Putin

[Fanriffic]

Now that's a funny joke, brilliant.
I'll need to remember this for Christmas time.

[zebo]

A 10 year old pupil, in the late '80s made a clay figure which was a bit precarious. When I asked its name was, the boy said, You've heard of Andropov haven't you? This is his brother, Headropov. Impressed with his knowledge of current affairs.

[starone]

Tee-hee I like it.

[Jemisa]

Big Smile :) and a big Groan :( but loved it.

jem

[askyourgran]

I love jokes like that excel. Well done.

[Smowball]

Thats really funny!