Pippa Middleton To Write Cookery Column...

[sandyRoe]

Will there be an upsurge in demand for foie gras and caviar in the same way that Delia Smiths television programmes pushed up the sale of some foods?

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/pippa-middleton-write-cookery-column-waitrose-191015949.html

[sandyRoe]

You needn't curtsy. Wait until you're introduced to her and she will speak first.
"And what is it you do, Mrs O," she might ask. Be brief in your answer.
Whatever you do, don't try to shake hands with her. But just in case you forget, make sure you're wearing a clean pair of Marigolds.

[B00]

And remember its ma'am to rhyme with jam and not marm.

[mrs_overall]

Thank you sandy. I was worried about the curtseying bit, especially with the state of my knees x

[mrs_overall]

But boo, that's how I speak anyway!

[tonyav]

sandy, don't forget that us lads will have to doff our caps in future.

[sandyRoe]

Protocol demands that when we do doff our caps they should be held in BOTH hands (one hand denotes a casualness verging on disrespect) in front of the body while our betters converse with us.