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The Borrowed Shovel.
Last night, I woke for the toilet in the middle of the night and noticed a man sneaking through the next door neighbour's garden.
Suddenly my neighbour came from nowhere and smacked him over the head with a shovel killing him instantly.
He then began to dig a grave with the shovel. Astonished I got back into bed.
My wife said: "Darling you're shaking, what is it?"
"You'll never believe what I've just seen" I said,
"that bastard next door has still got my f***ing shovel!"
Suddenly my neighbour came from nowhere and smacked him over the head with a shovel killing him instantly.
He then began to dig a grave with the shovel. Astonished I got back into bed.
My wife said: "Darling you're shaking, what is it?"
"You'll never believe what I've just seen" I said,
"that bastard next door has still got my f***ing shovel!"
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