A Fly On The Wall

[gness]

Is what I would love to be tomorrow. My son has just called in on his way to visit the daughter in Devon. I sent him into the dining room to fetch my cheque book. He was ages and very quiet when he came back into the kitchen. I got a strange and puzzled look as he drove away.
Just been into the dining room and on top of the sideboard are all the fun sex toys.....books etc. that I bought from the charity shop for my Girl's Night Valentine's do....we played pass the parcel and the goodies got left on the sideboard.
I would love to hear him telling his sister that he's worried about Mum because on her sideboard she has.......... ;-)

[tonyav]

why is that psybbo ?.

[gness]

Found quite a bit Dave....really should dust more often. They've been sitting there for two weeks. :-(

[Barmaid]

Actually I had a good day, and a reasonable evening. I haven't thought about killing anyone. Yet. Although give that Mr BM is talking to me about silver bonded audio cable and copper wire, I suspect I may have to kill soon.

How come I shocked you tony?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think you are being coy.

NB HE STILL HASN'T FIXED MY ******* FLAT TYRE.

[tonyav]

Me coy BM, well I have led a very sheltered life.
Bloody hell BM he still hasn't done the Tyre, it ain't rocket science tell him.

[gness]

Ah Dave..and I thought you were referring to my little friend Mr Baggins.

[Barmaid]

He knows HOW to do it. He just doesn't have the INCLINATION to do it. Unfortunately, he drove me to the supermarket when he picked me up off the train so I had no choice but to shop. So I can't even bloody close the canteen.

[Psybbo]

Off to watch Lusty Dusty, goodnight xxx

[gness]

Recording her Psybb......gorgeous lady and what a voice! Night. x

[tonyav]

You may have to use errrrr other tactics BM.
nighty night psybbo.

[DTCwordfan]

No what has been happening? sibbs is off to put her silk nightie on?

[Dee Sa]

it could only happen to you gness xxxxdee