Oooh It's All Thongs And Silk Knickers On Here Today

[Zacs-Master]

Most unsavoury

I trimmed my pubes today BTW. The grey ones were getting a bit unruly.

[Zacs-Master]

alba, I've done it as a surprise for her later.

[mrs_overall]

nungate- I have suddenly gone right off my tea

[craft1948]

When the first Mr Craft had his vasectomy he had to shave his own pubes before going to the clinic. For some reason he wouldn't let me near him with a razor..............

[sunny-dave]

Now that would be a good Poll for the Ed to put up ....

"Which AB member would you trust to shave around your (ahem) member ...?"

[gness]

No need for a poll Dave.....I'd win hands down. ;-)

[mrs_overall]

Craft - was it only the 1st Mr Craft who had a vasectomy? What about the other 7 husbands?

[rowanwitch]

I was a dab hand with a razor in my nursing days... one inappropriate twitch and I could do a circ for free

[Smowball]

Best not to do whilst you are sneezing..........

[cupid04]

If you've got enough pubes you could always stuff a cushion!!!

[TWR]

Has Tues night become Pervs Night?

[TWR]

Is there a membership process?

[rowanwitch]

Recital is ok but the ammonia free ones don't sting as much... appparently the dye you can use on eyelashes is best and lasts longest... then no one can tell your 're not a natural brunette

[rowanwitch]

Hands up who read recital as something else

[cupid04]

You fit the bill, TWR!

[sunny-dave]

"Chester Thong - at Twilight" ...

[Mosaic]

Ah, shearing time already. Hope you finished off with the sheep dip and a gambol in the back field.

[sunny-dave]

"a gambol in the back field"

I'm not sure that's entirely legal - even in Brighton ...

[Mosaic]

No, you're confusing it with a detour up the back passage.