Fire-Engine.

Jemisa | 23:53 Mon 04th Mar 2013 | Jokes

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A fireman is at the Firestation working outside on the fireengine when he notices a little boy next door. The little boy is in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side. He is wearing a fireman’s helmet and has the wagon tied to a dog.

The fireman says “Hello little boy. What are you doing?” The little boy says “I’m pretending to be a fireman and this is my fire engine!” The fireman walks over to take a closer look. “Little boy that really is a nice fire engine!”

Thanks mister”, says the little boy. The fireman looks a little closer and notices the little boy has tied the dog to the wagon by its testicles.

“Little boy”, says the fireman, “I don’t want to tell you how to run your fire engine, but if you were to tie that rope around the dog’s neck I think you could go faster.”

The little boy says, “You’re probably right mister, but then I wouldn’t have a siren would I?!”