There Is A God - And She Clearly Has Pmt Today..........

[Barmaid]

Well I've had a really Sugar day. First day I've felt on top of things for a couple of days. I shot out of bed at 7am (bin day and we'd forgotton to put them out), rushed round putting out the green bin, the brown bin and the food caddy and in doing so managed to stick my finger through a rotten egg. It was minging. I then log onto my computer and find my email has been hacked. About 2 hours later I notice one of the cats has crapped in the hall. Meanwhile, Mr BM is chortling at my incessant ranting and obvious bad mood.

Anyway, Mr BM decided he needed a few bits for a diy job he is planning. Goes to get in his car and FINDS HE HAS A FLAT TYRE. Given I've been moaning at him since 15 Feb to fix mine, I couldn't resist laughing.

There is no question. Just a wry smile. There are a few peeps on here having a really bad time at the moment (not my insignificant grumbles, I mean serious stuff) - so let's just have a silly light hearted "cheer us all up it's Friday" thread. Jokes, silly poems, stories, one liners, who cares. Fill yer boots.

[gness]

Thank you for your get well wishes and...err....comments. x

[Psybbo]

Ah, the silence :-)

[murraymints]

Gness...does that mean I'll have tone all to myself tomorrow night ? Bout blooming time too...

[gness]

Just you wait Shoota's moll.....the voice will return! x

[mazie]

Get well soon gness. Perhaps the gentleman (coughs) will ask you out again x

[gness]

Look....I'm a fully trained signer........I can pull in sign language and the kids taught me all the rude words not in the exam.....so hang on to Tone!

[gness]

Frog in your throat Mazie? ;-) x

[mazie]

something like that gness ;o)

[Barmaid]

I think you just made my point for me.......

No further questions, Your Honour. (sits)

[albaqwerty]

BM, I think I'd rather you defended us than prosecuted :-)