Sqad's Application Form

[mrs_overall]

Ladies, please print this questionnaire, complete it IN TRIPLICATE and submit by email to [email protected] with full length photo

1. Vital statistics
2. Bra size
3. Preferred choice of painkiller
4. Height, weight and BMI
5. Hair colour and length (head)
6. Hair colour and length (not head)
7. Full medical history
8. Available dates (must be able to travel abroad)
9. Pertness of bottom rating
10.Full description of underwear (material & style essential)
11. Details of any specialised "talent"
12. Must be willing to sign a confidentiality disclaimer

Please be aware there is a long waiting list

[Sqad]

magsmay........LOL.....cause i love it......i love women........always have......particularly this "Lot."

I haven't taken part, not because i am offended, but because i am an antagonist of the "clique phenomenon."

Now you..magsmay....we had a bad start, but i have been watching your posts and like you more and more....
Bloody Yorkshire, loud mouthed, opinionated, smelling of horse sh1t and a bleeding know-all to boot. But i wouldn't change you.
Why?
Cus i am married to one and have been for bloody decades.

[gness]

Minty...do you not have a goat to herd or something? x

[gness]

Lord...he's fickle........;-) x

[mrs_overall]

I rest my case

[magsmay]

you cheeky get sqad -I'm not from north yorks I'm from county durham -how very dare you ;-) the rest is true x

[Sqad]

LOL....

[murraymints]

Gness...tones given me the day off
because I treat him like a mother...lol

[sunny-dave]

That would explain the rosy glow on his cheeks then ...