Lost My Chatter Bank Virginity Finally

[honeydip]

OK here it is be gentle please. I am up early

[Prudie]

If you made me do press-ups on a wet bench on the edge of a cliff I'd probably put pencils in your shoes too!

[MadMen]

Lol. I'd do more than put pencils in his shoes!!

Drawing pins, probably....

[Mamyalynne]

When there are young children in the house always tip your shoes up first. Lego hurts.

[MadMen]

Ouch!! Don't I know it!
My son is going through the 'Lego stage*' at the moment. It's worse than an upturned plug! :((

* Do they ever grow out of this....?

[Caran]

Is it me? I do not understand this thread.

[Caran]

Headwreck thank heavens for someone sane,

[MadMen]

Haha.

HoneyDip is the new local comedian. Give him chance, he is actually very amusing. Him and his wife, Ruby - who's some kind of sex doll...?
The thread probably doesn't make much sense right now because HoneyDip changed his avatar a couple of times, so most of the posts are referring to that.

That's his son in the current avatar ^^^^

He is 4 and is getting picked on at school. HoneyDip is training him up to be a modern day Rocky Balboa. If you look closely, you'll see he's doing push ups on a bench. Honeydip is there in the background... shouting... "GET UP AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN".... to his 4 year old son.

So yeah, that's it. I hope that makes things clearer to anyone looking in.

Oh, and HoneyDip is taking part in a slalom first thing in the morning... on a snowboard.
All the others will be on skis, but HD will be doing it snowboard style, and hoping to film it too.

:-)

[Caran]

I agree Headwreck

[MadMen]

P.S This may help :)

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Body-and-Soul/Health-and-Fitness/Question1223610.html

[honeydip]

I couldnt video it sorry. However here is a picture of me befoe I started and I brought 2 right handed gloves. Which I am wearing in the picture

[pastafreak]

I think you forgot the picture,HD...

[honeydip]

nope

[DTCwordfan]

nice avatar of your right nipple in that Madonna bra, honeydip