Gotta pee

[tamborine]

Two women friends had gone for a girls' night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home.

The next day, the husband of one of the women was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said: "These girly nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!"

"That's nothing," said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that said.....

'From all of us at the Fire Station.
We'll never forget you'.

[annadomino]

Oooops, hehehe :)

[Sagz]

Hahaha it must really suck to be that other lady right now.

[cupid04]

Like it, Lol!

[starone]

Very good. Definitely a lol.

[Bobbisox]

defo a 9/10 Tamb :-)
love the av btw

[marval]

lol

[rsvp]

definitely one to pass onto friends!!!

[boxtops]

OK - who's signed on as Nudgescuffler then? This is going to get very confusing!

[Bobbisox]

just joined today boxy, might need done for copy write..hehe

[AB Editor]

Afternoon,

That was Knobby.

I've liberated the name from him.

[boxtops]

Afternoon, Ed - enjoying the sunshine?

[Bobbisox]

even a 'newbie' could join with that name :-)

sorry for going off topic Tamb..

[boxtops]

A newbie would have to be watching, they'd have to poke about the site tho, bobbi, to understand its significance!

[Bobbisox]

yeh, I suppose..:-)
and they wouldn't like to be labelled a stirrer right away..lol

[crisgal]

i read this joke on here about six years ago. I still tell it any chance i get, and it always gets a good laugh. very good x

[ruthandsam]

One of the funniest jokes I've heard in a long time!