How Many .....

[excelsior-1]

...municipal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Seven - two to administer the Civil Service examination for the Light Bulb Administrator position, the Commissioner of Public Works, who ends up hiring his brother for the position anyway, one to plow the mayor's driveway, a Summer Youth student to actually screw it in, and a Union steward to protest that its the electrician's job to screw in lightbulbs.

(sorry Jem)

[baza]

Q] How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?


A] Depends if the light bulb wants to change!

[baza]

Sorry, meant to put this on Jemisa's post! [I'm knackered, that's my excuse] ^

[starone]

I like this one - made me smile a lot.