An Old Man Goes Into A Cafe ...

[excelsior-1]

..and asks the waiter if they have any baked beans.
“Yes, of course,” replies the waiter.
“I’ll have two tins on toast, then,” says the pensioner.
The waiter brings the meal over and the old chap happily munches away, downs a cup of tea then trots out into the street.
Less than a minute later, a policeman rushes into the café. “You know that elderly chap who was in here just a second ago?” he says. “I’m afraid he’s collapsed outside
on the pavement and died.”
“I can’t believe it,” says the waiter. “He was full of beans when he left.”

[cupid04]

Did the wind knock him over?

[tonyav]

Maybe the 'Wind' blew him over excel.

[cupid04]

reported for copying^^

[Zacs-Master]

It was probably the tins.

[tonyav]

cupid, don't tell Tilly !.

[excelsior-1]

there'll be no need

Tilly will soon get wind of it

[tonyav]

I know excel, but cupid usually grasses me up.

[marval]

Groan

[starone]

Are you sure they took the beans out of the tins before they served them?

[Tilly2]

Did I hear my name, blowing on the wind?

[tonyav]

Doh.

[Tilly2]

Good morning, Tony.

[tonyav]

Good morning Tilly.