Final Ab Star Sign Characteristics - Pisces (Feb 21 - Mar 20)

[mrs_overall]

Famous Pisces include Rupert Murdoch, Tommy Cooper, Patrick Moore and Gordon Brown. All of these are renowned for being as mad as a box of frogs.

Pisceans are often delusional and somemtimes adopt made up titles. Their CV's are invariably forged. Laughter follows them where ever they go and they assume it is because they are being funny. Not so.
They have very poor short term memories. They can tell you what they were wearing on Good Friday 1998, but ask them for their address and they will look blankly at you. They also have no sense of direction. Combine these two traits and you can understand why a Piscean can go to the corner shop for a loaf of bread and not return until four days later (without the bread).
Any Piscean who achieves anything does so entirely by fluke.
Pisceans claim to like constructive criticism but if you are going to give them some, make sure all sharp implements are well hidden before hand. Never try to use logic with Pisces. Their weapon of choice is crying.

Healthwise, Piceans are prone to paper cuts and plagues of boils.

Their likes include making soup, mopeds, sobbing for no apparent reason, nice soap and Ken Bruce

Their dislikes include pebbledashing, Argentinians, hard toffees, having sand in their shoes and superglue.

In love, they can snare a mate by tempting them with soup and then can keep a mate by bursting into tears if they are in danger of being dumped.

Pisces don't bother with cusps as none of them can remember their own birthday

[mrs_overall]

I find great white sharks do the trick. You can get away with using just one of them - saves money! x

[lady-janine]

octopuses and giant squid are good for this job

[aelmpvw]

a nasty paper cut is enough to make anyone cry irrelevant of their star sign

[lady-janine]

george clooney is still all mine - he said so or would have done. now, just where did i put the kitchen. i'll find the soup i'm sure if i find the kitchen.

[sunny-dave]

Mopeds ... hmmm

Octopus ... yummmm

[TheOtherHalf]

Great Mrs O. thanks

my cvs were never forged, just enhanced a little. Short term memory, yes, I often go into our kitchen at work for something and have to stop in my tracks to remember what I was going for. A member of staff shouted out a list of things until she came to the correct one- butter,yes that was it, now what did I want it for ? Paper cuts, yes often, and also grating my fingers same time as cheese. One thing I am NOT is a cry baby, genuine or otherwise. I am terrible though for holding a grudge. Once crossed, its hard to get me back on side, so beware everyone! Temptation and soup, very true. If I make my own soup, I have him wrapped around my little finger. Cant stand sand in my shoes, would rather take them off and walk barefoot. Keep up the good work. I forget, Mrs O, which one are you ???