Stranded

[marval]

Four men were stranded in a desert. Suddenly, one of them died.

The other three decided that the only way to survive was to eat the dead body.

The first man said, "I support Liverpool, so I'll eat his liver".

The second man said, "I support Manchester United, so I'll eat his chest".

The third man said, "I support Arsenal... but I'm not very hungry"!

[Jemisa]

It had to be eh? I support Bristol City, good job it wasn't a woman....

jem

[Canary42]

The scotsman ate his heart !

[starone]

Tee-hee very clever