Ab Star Sign Characteristics Part 10 - Aquarius (Jan 21 - Feb 20)

[mrs_overall]

Famous Aquarians include Garth Brooks, Charles Dickens, Kaiser Wilhelm, Eva Braun and Telly Savalas. The one thing they all have in common is a total inability to sing in tune.

Aquarians are the eccentric sign of the zodiac. Remember the strange kid at school who had imaginary friends and could see fairies? Yes, an Aquarian.
They are very independent people. This is a polite way of saying they have no friends.
Many older Aquarians pine for the 1960's as this was the last time they could be seen naked in public. Aquarians are the sign most likely to still use the word "groovy" and "right on."
They are highly imaginative and Aquarians were responsible for thinking up lobotomies, break dancing and fish flavoured ice cream. Their choice of career can be interesting and slightly off the wall, such as owning a pedallo concession. All makers of pornographic films are Aquarians. They are the sign most likely to see the face of Jesus on a slice of toast.

Healthwise, Aquarians are prone to nosebleeds and Beri Beri.

Their likes include being naked, glittery things, clothes in colours that clash, sand dunes and Michael Foot

Their dislikes include cast iron, Tunisians, trees that don't talk back to them, dirty fingernails and Vanessa Feltz

The ideal partner for an Aquarian is anyone standing still long enough for them to get their hands on.

There is no cusp man, that would be too far out.

[lady-janine]

what not whah

[lady-janine]

MrsO thank you so much for all 12 of these zodiac predictions and insights. have so enjoyed finding out about fellow ABers and family and friends. ta.

[aelmpvw]

thank you mrs_O, i stand corrected

[humbersloop]

dirty fingernails are vile


willows are particularly talkative, you get no sense at all from an elm

[Noth43]

I didn't like Michael Foot!

[tiggerblue10]

I don't like glittery things and I stick to dark and bland colours for clothing. I was very young when Michael Foot was around. I just remember him as a loud chap with flying hair.

I do like sand dunes and you are right about Vanessa Feltz :o)

I'm still trying to figure out what Beri Beri is.

[Arksided]

Same here Tigger, like to add though I do like being naked especially in the shower or in bed. Never had a nose bleed except when it got broken.

Very good MrsO.

[tiggerblue10]

Actually, come to think of it I used to get nose bleeds quite often when I was little. My mum took me to see an ENT specialist but I can't remember what the outcome was.

[MissCommando]

Lol, the 1st part made me laugh as I am completely tone deaf, dreadful. I don't have any friends, but just because I can't be bothered. I hate being naked (and porn), wouldn't wear clashing clothes and I have a boring job.

Who is Michael Foot? I'm not keen on Vanessa Feltz but there are worse people around.

Lol, you must have a laugh writing these up.

[AlwaysConfused]

Wow Mrs_O, this is spot on, far out, totally me! But can be a little contradictory
(I sang that opening sentence to the tune of Jingle Bells, but sounded more like Eminem or something)

There is nothing wrong with having imaginary friends, as they do not tend to argue back. Aquarians hate being answered back to. I'm sure you know that but didn't want to say.

Nakedness is fine, on a boat, in the sun, on holiday. But glittery things should be banned. I would have an interesting career if only I could bleedin well decide what I want to do

Most Aquarians have not answered back or disagreed with you, because they avoid confrontation, but their ideal partner is one that is fun to be with in the day, but sits quietly in the background in the evening counting fairies and watching dancing plants, and believing, or TRYING to believe in the wierdo that is Aquarius.

[Arksided]

sits quietly in the background in the evening counting fairies and watching dancing plants

Some wait 'til the evening, Blimey!