Why Cats Are Better Than Men....

[Jemisa]

You've A CAT always hits the litter tray..
You've a better chance of training a CAT.
No matter what your CAT drags into your house, you don't have to
pretend you like it.

You never have to spend time with your CAT's mother.
If you ask enough times, a CAT may actually listen to you.
A CAT purrs when you serve him dinner.
You can de-claw a CAT... try to get a bloke to clip his toenails.

It's ok if a CAT rubs up against your best friend.
You don't have to worry about your CAT turn into a
pig when you host a party.
A CAT knows you're the key to his happiness... A man thinks he is.
If a CAT jumps on to your lap, a little light petting will satisfy him.
Errrr!! Your man.....

[MadMen]

"Cats have rough tongues"

So do I, baby..... ;))

[Buenchico]

Touché!
http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/why-cats-are-better-than-women

[Hopkirk]

Me-ow

[MadMen]

Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[top_driver]

hahahahahahahahaha,

[MadMen]

Sorry. Can't actually believe I wrote that....

[MadMen]

Dirty dog.

Lie back and think of England.... Stretched out, tits in the air...

[Jemisa]

Chris, ok ok, You've always got a come back haven't you?

"I'm not letting you have a swing on my garden gate any more.
(a full raspberry)
jem

[top_driver]

no he wants to dig your garden now

[MadMen]

"Thud"

I prefer to rub...

[top_driver]

i prefer to mash

[MadMen]

Mash? Hmm, not really my kinda thing...

[SpikeyBush]

Dogs have owners.............cats have staff.

[Canary42]

A CAT will kill all the songbirds in your garden !

You regard that as better ?

[Jemisa]

Don't escape from your cage then Canary.....

jem