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Carrust...my prediction for the future beside the Am....
Lillian and the ghastly Paul's romance can't possibly succeed. Lillian has lived the life of luxury for far too long to want to lose it now. Paul may be more exciting in bed but Matt will bring more and fatter bacon, and she knows it ! But I hope against hope that I am not on holiday somewhere when Matt meets them coming out of Underwoods Foodhall !
I trust Elizabeth will find happiness again with somebody. But I'm not sure if it will be Iffty. Her kids would like it to happen of course, especially Freddie but I think Ifftys race and religion are maybe a step too far for the kind but simple folk of Ambridge. Now I know what everyone will say...look at the Vicar but lets not forget what happened when Usha turned up...hate attacks, tutting behind the privet, and poor Shula didn't know here arse from her elbow for over a year ! But I have my fingers crossed. I don't think it will too long until she has his bails off.
Actually I don't think the herd will be sold, despite last nights episode. Pat and Tony have been surrounded by mooing for so long, that it would be unthinkable not to be. Anyway, Tom has another, more important problem on his plate right now. I know I shouldn't really feel sorry for him but I'm sorry, I just can't help it. Perhaps Brenda and Alice can bugger off to North America together, like Thelma and Louise and we can kill two birds with one stone
To be honest, everytime I hear that bloody accent on Darrell, I feel the urge to get in my Fiesta, drive to Ambridge and give him a good smack. I know I shouldn't be prejudiced but as soon as I hear "Arwl roight Broian" I want to throw up. But exactly what are they getting up to in Brian's barn ?
If it involves wild women, Brian might want to join in
Actually have you noticed that Brian is featured less and less these days ?
Isn't it about time he had his leg over unwisely again ? Its been years since he had an affair...remember Caroline, a long time before Siobhan ? He even tried it on with poor Betty, just after she ruined the fish knives...good job Mike Tucker never found about that !
Strangling is far too good for Pip. She is thoroughly loathsome and should be culled ASAP. Trampled by a mad bull might be nice and think of the sound effects !
Isn't Saturday night the worst night of the year ? No Archers !
Should we start an on-line petition to get it 7 nights a week ?
The Archers I mean.