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Smowball | 16:10 Mon 18th Mar 2013 | Jokes
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A man had two of the best tickets for the FA Cup Final. He sits down and soon another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.

"No", he says, "the seat is empty."

"This is incredible!" said the man, "who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the FA Cup Final, the biggest sporting event of the year & not use it?"

He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with me but she passed away. This is the first Final we haven't been to together since we got married."

"Oh... God ..I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. I guess you couldn't find someone else, a friend or relative or even a neighbour to take the seat?"


The man shakes his head... "No. They're all at the funeral."

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Lol, love it.
oooh - gruesome, but funny. lol
Ha ha
Lol good one.
Very good.
very good, nearly as good as,"The Loud Mother"
Made me laugh out loud!
Excellent joke.Snowball. I have passed it on to 3 friends
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Well thankyou kind sirs : )
:o)
Very good Smow! :))
Good joke ,it's called sports fever.
This is very heartening! It is hard to control oneself, but the man is travelling to watch the game without being at the funeral site.

Visit http://www.academyfuneralservices.com.au/ for good funeral services
LOL. mopping the key board.

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