Cardiologist....

[Jemisa]

A cardiac specialist died and at his funeral the coffin was placed in front of a huge mock up of a heart made up of flowers. When the pastor finished with the sermon and eulogy, and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart opened, the coffin rolled inside and the heart closed.

Just then one of the mourners burst into laughter. The guy next to him asked: "Why are you laughing?" "I was thinking about my own funeral" the man replied. "What's so funny about that?"
"I'm a gynecologist." he said.

[maggiebee]

LOL Jem - top notch!

[excelsior-1]

that could have the makings of a crack funeral