The Pay Rise

[albaqwerty]

A Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.

The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?'

Maria: 'Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wan an increase.

The first is that I iron better than you.'

Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'

Maria: 'Jor husband say so.'

Wife: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'

Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'

Maria: 'Jor husband did.'

Wife: 'Oh..'

Maria: 'The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in bed.'

Wife: (really furious now) 'Did my husband say that as well?'

Maria: 'No Señora...the gardener did.'

Wife: 'So how much do you want?'

[marval]

lol

[tamborine]

Ur wkd alba ;)

[sancho1960]

lol good that.

[cupid04]

Lol, wish I had a gardener.....

[excelsior-1]

i wish i WAS the gardner

[excelsior-1]

^^^^gardener^^^^

[RATTER15]

:-))

[Psybbo]

Brilliant lol, didn't expect the punch line

[Baldric]

Hope the gardener got a rise as well

[frugalfred]

The gardener spreading fertiliser around.......

[Jemisa]

alba, my gardener will only cut my grass....

goodie :)

jem

[starone]

Tee-hee. you should post more often alba - you have a really dry sense of humour. LOL.