If You Are What You Eat........

[jd_1984]

....I am currently a big fat sausage and egg barm!!

[ummmm]

I'm an egg sandwich. That's the last thing I ate.

In general I would be a spud...

[joggerjayne]

I'm just having coffee, and nothing to eat.

So, I am nothing.

Which sounds a bit nihilistic. But I can recover from that one, because ...

According to Paul Hegarty, the absence of meaning is, in itself, some sort of meaning.

Hearty said that in The Semiotic Review Of Books. Which make it plausible. My fave author, Umberto Eco, is a Professor Of Semiotics, so people who write about semiotics tend to be right.

I wonder if he knows if Brighton will win today? We need one point to guarantee a play off position. Come on, the Seagulls.

Sorry, go distracted there.

So anyway, despite eating nothing, according to Hegarty's theory on nihilism, I am not nothing. I am something.

I'm just not sure what, coz its a bit too early in the morning.

[DTCwordfan]

What food represents madness? ^

[flump1]

That would make me crackers then....seems right.

[ummmm]

Go have a snickers, JJ, you turn into a diva when you're hungry.

[joggerjayne]

What food represents madness ???

Aubergines !

[joggerjayne]

Ooh, I love Snickers.

[DTCwordfan]

At the moment I guess I am to be toasted then, just a slice with the coffee.....

[TheOtherHalf]

Im nice and hot and warm the cockles of your heart and give you slow releasing energy which is good

[Tilly2]

I am a Lemsip!

[joggerjayne]

Oh no ... poor Tilly.

:0(

[DTCwordfan]

Still under the weather, tilly?

[Tilly2]

I am yes, DTC. It's at that constant streaming stage at the moment. I'm fed up with it.

[DTCwordfan]

At least the fever is over, I hope....and that the streaming goes to the sinuses which usually happens with me. Keep yourself warm and well hydrated....

[Tilly2]

Thank you, DTC. I look forward to becoming a bacon sandwich in the future.

[DTCwordfan]

Well for me, it's shortly to be a suasage, black pudding, Hog's pudding, beans and fried bread.

Am completely off eggs at the moment - ever since I went and took the 8 weeks off the vino, to the point that the smell of fried eggs makes me gag.

[RATTER15]

I am a bowl of sliced banana and kiwi covered in fresh natural yoghurt, a bit messy really!

Ok, I have been called messy more than once.