Midnight...

[Jemisa]

This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he'd be home by midnight.
At around 3 AM, drunk as a skunk, he headed for home.
Just as he got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly he realised she'd probably wake up so he cuckooed another 9 times.
He was really proud of himself, having a quick, witty solution, even when smashed, to escape possible conflict.

Next morning, his wife asked him what time he got in, and he told her 12 o'clock.She didn't seem disturbed at all.

Then she told him that they needed a new cuckoo clock.
When he asked her why, she said
"Well it cuckooed 3 times, then f@rted & said 'oh fvck', cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat,
cuckooed another 3, then it giggled, cuckooed 2 more times and f@rted again .....

[tonyav]

LOL.

[excelsior-1]

belly laughs here, Jem

just what i needed at the moment

[Jemisa]

Awww! excel, I hope you are feeling brighter now.
Look out for more jokes later, at the mo I'm starting to prepare lunch for 8 so up to my armpits in peelings.... SYL

Jem.

[offramp_t]

Was the cuckooing guaranteed to wake her up? Did she wake up every hour at night?

[Jemisa]

Offy, When you're waiting for someone to come home you never sleep tight... Every sound you're awake until its the sound you're waiting for. Have you not got (had) teenagers??
Anyway why am I explaining all this to you I ask myself?
Its only a bloody JOKE. Doh!

jem

[footieshorts]

Whatever do you actually peel when preparing a meal.....?!