Essex Joke....

[Jemisa]

The boss called Johnson into his office... Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Essex,
.
Johnson: ESSEX !! he said with a raised voice "Nothing comes from there except prostitutes and Football players!...

The boss said Listen to me Johnson, my wife comes from Essex!
Johnson, without missing a beat replies, "No kidding! What position
does she play?"


(no offence Essex people)

[starone]

Tee-hee, like this one jem, very funny.

[Canary42]

Was this any of Boris's relations ?

[marval]

lol

[askyourgran]

lol, good one.

[excelsior-1]

and the boss answered "the missionary position"