Great Sex
Moony was talking to his friend in the pub, and said: "I don't know what to get TT for her birthday - she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stuck." His friend said: "I have an idea! Why don't you make up a certificate saying TT can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled." Moony decided to take his friend's advice. The next day in the pub his friend said: "Well? Did you take my suggestion?" "Yes, I did," Moony replied. "Did she like it?" "Oh yes! TT jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door, yelling: "I'll be back in an hour!!"